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Thou shalt not bother my eardrums


I have recently had to move Carol Vorderman down on my list of "People that I wish would Fuck Off" to make room for this stunner:

Ke$ha.
Pronounced (Fuck)-(wit)
See also "Generic Eardrum botherer".




"Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack"
Ke$ha "Tick Tock"

Now surely thats just bad personal hygiene not to mention a bit of an unnecessary expensive, last time I checked water was defiantly much more effective not to mention a damn sight cheaper than Jack Daniels for teeth cleaning purposes.

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