My Ex once told me that my webbed toes meant that I was more evolved than the Average Joe.
It has something to do with us all turning back into fish, or something, Id predictably lost interest by that point and stopped listening.
However I have recently discovered that Aston Kutcher also has webbed toes and between the two of us I feel that we are in fact walking talking proof that my Ex does indeed talk shit.
Whilst searching for a picture of my webbed toed friend to demonstrate my point to you good people I came across a link that said: "Webbed Feet: Symptom checker"
Surely no one is that dumb?
My dwindling faith in the human race begs to differ.
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