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Thou Shalt Not Date Johnny Borrell look a likes


"Alright Mate, How did your date go last night?"

"He was actually wearing white jeans, I didn't know where to look"

"White Jeans?!"

"I shit thee not"

"Who the fuck does he think he is? Liz Hurley?"

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