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Thou shalt not natter when nervous


My Mum once called me a "Genetic Throwback" for throwing away some stuffing on Christmas morning but that is an entirely different story, however I am inclined to believe her when I hear some of the utter nonsense that come out of my mouth:


On watching an advert in which the icecream geniuses Ben and Jerrys promote their research into saving the ice caps:

Me: "As if Ben and Jerrys are trying to save the ice caps when their the ones using all the Ice"
Neil: "What?!"
Me: "Well they're using all the ice for the ice cream aren't they?"

I should mention I came out with that beauty on the first date, oh I am such a catch.



On seeing a green P plate on the car in front whilst driving home one night:

Me: "Its good that they do that isn't it"
James: "Do what Jones?"
Me: "Give pensioners that green P sticker for their car so other drivers know they are a bit old and that and their driving might be a bit shit"
James: "That means you've PASSED your test not that your old, you genius"

He never quite did let me live that one down.

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