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Thou shalt not confuse fairy tales and facts


We were watching Grand Designs last night and actually saw a man insulating his house with straw:

Me: "Is he really going to build his house out of straw, did he learn nothing from The Three Little Pigs?"
Bones: "What are you on about Jones?"
Me: "He'll huff and he'll puff and he'll blow his house down"
Bones: "Oh the architect must have forgotten to factor in the giant imaginary wolves, silly him"

Im often convinced we are the only people that find us funny.

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