"A collection of musings by someone old enough to know better"
viyfv
vovb

Thou shalt not date anyone in Shpants


The following two sentences should never end with "Can I buy you a drink?":


"Im a bit of a degenerate..."

"I can dress myself..."


Someone restore my faith in Men, Please.

1 comment:

Jones said...

I blame you for attracting the degenerates but it makes for cracking stories, so please, as you were.