Thou shalt not slander

"I bet you wish this song is about you, don't you, don't you"
I sometimes I feel my blog should come with a disclaimer, so here it is:

DISCLAIMER: This song isn't about you, nor is my blog.

Most importantly all of what I write comes from experience, but its not always my own, it could be that of my friends or of the people whose conversation I eavesdropped into on the bus yesterday, I just enjoy telling stories. And although my writing may be based on experience a little creative embellishment goes a long way my friend, Im not really a; Cynical, man-hating/man-eating drunk in real life, nor am I quite as quick witted, I promise.
I would also never intentionally write anything that would embarrass anyone but myself, Im selfish like that, and I certainly would never write anything too personal, so don't panic I wont tell anyone about your foot fetish, at least not via my blog.
I should also apologise for my swearing at this point, My mother says I have a mouth like a sailor.
I am aware as a grown up I am supposed to add emphasis to my writing using an extended vocabulary and not profanity, however most of the time I just cant be arsed.

So apologies out of the way Id like to think people will enjoy my blog for what it is; Unprofound badly spelt nonsense from someone with too much time on their hands who is trying desperately to be "the funny one" and not much more.

Enjoy.