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Thou shalt not let Emma name pets


Today I went for Ice cream with Jim:


Jim: "Dirty Slags back"

Rosie: "What?!"

Jim: "My cat came home"

Rosie: "You called your cat Dirty Slag?!"


She ordered a Knickerbocker Glory, it had Pineapple in which she later announced she was allergic too.

Home Sweet Home.