Thou Shalt Not Revolt

Vodka is never the answer.

Unless the question is, "What substance should you not drink half a liter of if you want to wake up with your dignity and self respect still in tact?"

"Ohh cake, can I have some?"
"Sure"
"Urgh, Why is it wet?"
"Its been in my mouth already"

Worryingly accidentally swallowing the regurgitated cake from the unknown boy was not the dumbest thing I did that night.