Thou shalt not play hide and seek with boys that have moustaches

I am quite fond of my best friend even if she uses me as bait:

Jones:"Im not just going to talk to him, I have hid from him everytime I've seen him since that rum induced evening"

Bones:"Oh would you build a bridge and get over it already Jones, Take one for the team, his mate is Hot"

I feel I may need a generous amount of Vodka to see me through that plan;

"Remember me? Yes I am the girl in the leather shorts, Yes thats right the one that explained yawn rape over a brew the next morning, oh you do, great"

Bring on the humiliation.