Thou shalt not listen to Funk
The following two facts ease the niggling feeling I get when I wonder if she sleeps on what was my side of the bed:
1. He scrapes his fork on his teeth when he eats; Its up there on the list of the "Worlds Worst Noises" right next to people eating Kettle Chips or shrapnel.
2. He is in a Funk band, Ha, No really, I swear.
Ahh much better.
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2 comments:
What the fucks wrong with you!
Kettle chips are awesome.
Oh shh you, go and drink your warm milk!
P.S You missed a prime pun opportunity there too:
"What the FUNKS wrong with you"
Ha.
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