Thou shalt not entertain emotional fuckwits

In the four weeks I have been single I have learnt the following:

1. I have bigger balls than most of the men I've met thus far, I don't mean that literally, that would be a whole different story, I just mean the amount of emotion baggage I have encountered has been rather unexpected.

Did you notice the psychology certificates lining my bedroom walls as you came in? No me neither, thats because I am not your therapist.

Man Up boys, seriously.

2. Seeing someone in daylight hours and remotely sober, god forbid, somehow constitutes as a serious relationship these days.

Someone out there is testing me.
Who are these idiots and heaven forbid they at least buy you a pint?

Im sure Leeds does contain men that arn't emotional fucktards or perverts, they're just hiding, really well, in fact Id go as far as to say they are Hide and Seek champions in the making.