"A collection of musings by someone old enough to know better"
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Thou shalt not date a serial killer


"Can I ask a favor? Can you not kill me in my sleep please?
Ive got loads on in the next couple of weeks and a party coming up that Im quite looking forward to"
"Ok I wont"

"Morning, you look surprised, are you ok?"
"Im not dead!"
"Its a start right"

Oh my.

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