Thou shall not buy £3.19 cider

Let this be a lesson to you, never buy shoes when you are drunk.

I did and now one shoe is a size five and the other shoe is a size six.

Though quite why the shop assistant bought me out an odd pair of shoes ill never know, unless she had also thought that £3.19 Cider was a good idea that afternoon as well.

I have to get drunk just to wear them.

Any excuse eh?