Thou shall not wear fleeces made for bag ladies

Its cold (again) today in the reception where I work because the doors are broken, in fact it hurts to type my hands are that cold, maybe I should get myself some mittens?

Yesterday I had to wear the ugly green fleece that is used in such emergencies as the air conditioner malfunctions so the whole building is rendered to Arctic temperatures. It is hideous and makes me look like a bag lady.

I think I would rather be cold.