Thou shalt not pimp myself out for minimum wage

It was Pub night last night, here's some snippets:


Me: "I need a job in Leeds"
Sean: "I hear Prostitution pays well"
Me: "Mature as ever"
Martin: "Actually I hear it doesn't"
Me: "What? How would you know that?"
Martin: "Ive got a pamphlet on it"
Sean: "What?"
Martin: "We got a pamphlet on it at Uni"
Me: "What like 'We know your student loan is going to haunt you for the rest of your life but you don't need to turn to prostitution to pay your bills,'"
Martin: "No, it said to make £1000 a week you would have to sleep with 33 men"
Sean: "That's 5 people a night, ish"
Martin: "No its 6 ish"
Sean: "What how?"
Martin: "Well if they don't work Sundays"
Sean: "Why wouldn't they work Sundays?"
Martin: "Day of rest and all that"
Sean: "Sorry I just assumed they didnt go to Church on a Sunday"
Martin: "Or see their kids"
Me: "How do you know they have kids?"
Martin: "Law of averages Leanne, if your sleeping with 33 people a week your bound to have a kid or two"



Me: "My mum is obsessed with Aldi, it embarrassing"
Sean: "Your such a snob"
Me: "Every time I open I draw in the kitchen shes there behind me, '49p that cost, bargain isn't it,' You know like that Tesco advert where the price keep popping up, well that's my mum"
Sean: "Snob"
Me: "I'm not a snob because I don't want to eat biscuits that have been made in the back of beyond of Sweeden"

Then again maybe you had to be there.